i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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