Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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