I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
