I forgot how hot balto sounded
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I think your dad took our porno
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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