You surviving the open bar?
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Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
