Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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