If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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