Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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