Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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