Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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