I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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