What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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