So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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