Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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