just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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