how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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