Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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