And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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