after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We are all done wearing pants today
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
