1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
What a dumb baby whore.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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