You work out of a Hotel?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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