what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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