yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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