The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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