last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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