god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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