Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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