I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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