Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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