The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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