I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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