I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Acid is not a monday night drug
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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