I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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its like you know when i get waxed
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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