Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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