so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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