At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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