gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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