I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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