ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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