thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize