I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We don't watch enough power rangers
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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