you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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