awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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