Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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