Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
