There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
