Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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