she was so not down for the gang bang
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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