i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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