WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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