I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Operation Purity has been aborted
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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