It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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