yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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