Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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