where does the pee come out of this thing
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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