she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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