All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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